IN TIME OF EMERGENCY: HOW TO SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE PLAGUE

Remember way back when we filed into the school library to view a filmstrip? Beep! If you attended school between the 1950s and 1980s, you probably sat through a couple of boring filmstrips. Beep! Remember the zombie plague filmstrip? Beep! No? Beep! Me either, but here's one that I've painstakingly tried to preserve for future generations. Beep!   

The original zombie plague handbook. Beep!

A close-up of the original filmstrip canister. Beep! Hmm...I hope this filmstrip isn't classified. Beep! Do we even still have a Department of Zombie Defense? Beep!