Here's a unique artifact left over from Luke Skywalker's house. It’s a Showtime/Movie Channel guide from February 1986.
Good thing Luke saved this instead of tossing it into the trash compactor. This issue features the cable premier of the drama based after Luke’s dysfunctional family.
I heard that after the destruction of the second Death Star, Luke became a Cable TV junkie. He subscribed to more than one hundred cable channels, including every movie channel known in the galaxy.
How did I come to possess something as special as this?
Ah, that’s a story filled with sadness and despair and should be something kept secret. I can say this; it would have made for an excellent episode of A&E’s Hoarders.