Thursday, April 01, 2010

COCOA TRIX - EPIC FAIL

Back in the mid-90's when the internet was still young a popular urban legend made the rounds, but it was debunked and quickly forgotten. The legend stated that General Mills once sold chocolate flavored Trix. The cereal was quickly canceled because customers were utterly disgusted, not by the flavor but from the pairing of the mascot and the chocolate puffs. I now have proof that this urban legend was true and it was one of the greatest epic fails in the history of advertising!

In the early 1960's General Mills needed to develop a chocolate cereal to compete with Kellogg’s popular Cocoa Krispies. Already, General Mills had a popular selling product in Trix, a cereal that consisted of fruit flavored puffs.


It was only natural to make the puffs chocolate flavored for a new brand. Trix had become popular with children due to the fact the brand had a successful mascot in the form of a silly rabbit. The idea came about that the new chocolate cereal should be called Cocoa Trix and the rabbit mascot would also appear on the boxes. It was a perfect idea as in theory children would notice their old Trix rabbit friend and talk mom into buying Cocoa Trix instead of Cocoa Krispies.

According to the urban legend, in 1962 the first wave of Cocoa Trix boxes were stocked on supermarket shelves all across the nation. After the first week, complaints came pouring into the General Mills office from disturbed parents outraged that the cereal looked like rabbit droppings. One parent who owned a rabbit farm wrote, “Why release a cereal with a bunny character that’s serving a big heaping bowl of bunny rabbit poop? Now my seven year old child is too disgusted to eat cereal of any kind as she was traumatized by the idea of eating rabbit droppings.”

Quickly, General Mills recalled all the boxes and destroyed all evidence that this blunder ever happened. Months later General Mills would release Cocoa Puffs with a wacky cuckoo bird character named Sonny.


As a collector of old cereal advertising I’ve never put much faith in this story and it’s always been a running joke among the cereal collecting community. I guess I need to change my thinking because here is a scan of the original box.



Wow, what were the ad wizards at the Big G thinking back then? C’mon! A rabbit trying to sell puffs of chocolate cereal that looks the same as rabbit droppings. Really?

I found this box at my local thrift store filled with old lady hair curlers for the bargain price of a buck!

Ok, scroll down for more amazing info on this amazing cereal find!

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APRIL FOOL’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, sorry folks I just couldn’t help myself. This box doesn’t exist, nor has it ever existed as this was made up by your’s truly for some tasteless fun.

Apologies to General Mills. Please don’t send the Trix Rabbit to punch me in the face. Really, I love your cereals and this was more of a homage than a bash.

A Big G thanks to pal Dan Goodsell for letting me use his scans from his cereal box collection!

Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone! Have a fun and silly day filled with zany pranks!

2 comments:

Patty said...

I feel like I should be angry at you for pranking me but this was just way too funny :)!!

Waffle Whiffer [Brandon] said...

At least they didn't name it Cocoa Poops!