I'm tempted to open this and fix me a Sloppy Joe sandwich. Mmm, mmm, mmm! I'm sure after 36 years the seasoning mix that's sealed inside is still OK. Right?
I'll be fine as long as I follow along with the Manwich lady from this 1972 ad.
Now if I survive, I guess I'll celebrate by doing the Sloppy Joe dance!
OK everyone, get up and get your slop on and let's do the Sloppy Joe dance.